☀Gold Dust for RANSOM


Grandma,
We are holding your "gold dust" for ransom. After discovering this treasure under the couch, we realized that we had a great find. The only way you can get it back is if you come and stay with us for a while. There is no negotiating! We'll see you in the Spring. We will allow you to see a few pictures of your precious gold dust, but until we get what we want you will have to do without. If you do not come when we have requested...the gold dust will be ours forever! By the way Congratulations on getting into BYU. You will be a great student. GOOD LUCK!

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